padawan learner

#and then i decided my blog wasnt gay enough

IF YOU HAVIN ELECTION PROBLEMS

I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON

I GOT 44 PRESIDENTS

BUT MITT AIN’T ONE

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Romney: I care about our kids
Romney: I mean our male kids
Romney: The straight ones 
Romney: But only if they're white
Romney: I appreciate your question
Romney: Vote Romney

For the record, Bobby wasn’t actually 17 in the summer of ‘45. He was 19.

thekennedydynasty:

lokislie:

hairofgoldeyesofblue:

The inaccuracies in this song continue to confuse and bother me.

THANK YOU

And they clearly had eleven kids, not ten.
Sorry, Taylor Swift.

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deathtiel:

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally, one of the guards on stage said, “You get out of it this time, Jesus.”